Thursday, January 22, 2004
Ahhh poor Bennifer, they were so cute together and made for each other and starred in great movies and................
*fart*
fuck "Bennifer". Their relationship was a very sad attempt to combine forces for a complete media takeover. they say, "they only want to live a simple private life, and just want to be happy together".....or so says their publicists... hmmm i wonder why they call them publicists?
*meditates for weeks under a bodhi tree,without food or water, almost to the brink of death*
I GOT IT.
For Publicity!!!!!! im on to you jennifer, and your little dog too!!!!!!
It's really a shame that they got so much publicity, when so many innocent people could have been humiliated in other stories.
I would like to take a moment to remember a great man whose in "lockdown", Tommy Chong is an innocent man!!! since when is making "tabacco" pipes illegal? They took advantage of his celebrity status, and beat an old hippie down. Shame on you. i hope you get herpes.
in closing
fuck the police
oh yeah i almost forgot...i was a good sameritan for an American today
(i know im stunned too) i gave her directions outta my town!!!
later taters
and remember kiddies; Dont Mess With Texas
(or The prez will think you have weapons of mass destruction under your bed, and murder your dog, cause he's an asshole)
*fart*
fuck "Bennifer". Their relationship was a very sad attempt to combine forces for a complete media takeover. they say, "they only want to live a simple private life, and just want to be happy together".....or so says their publicists... hmmm i wonder why they call them publicists?
*meditates for weeks under a bodhi tree,without food or water, almost to the brink of death*
I GOT IT.
For Publicity!!!!!! im on to you jennifer, and your little dog too!!!!!!
It's really a shame that they got so much publicity, when so many innocent people could have been humiliated in other stories.
I would like to take a moment to remember a great man whose in "lockdown", Tommy Chong is an innocent man!!! since when is making "tabacco" pipes illegal? They took advantage of his celebrity status, and beat an old hippie down. Shame on you. i hope you get herpes.
in closing
fuck the police
oh yeah i almost forgot...i was a good sameritan for an American today
(i know im stunned too) i gave her directions outta my town!!!
later taters
and remember kiddies; Dont Mess With Texas
(or The prez will think you have weapons of mass destruction under your bed, and murder your dog, cause he's an asshole)
