Nonsensical Jibble Jabble

Somebody stole my stolen lawn gnome!!

eww it reeks of irony
*sprays airfreshener*

ahh somewhat better.....
my brain doesnt really seem to want to work lately. i think its because i strained it. too much thinking makes my brain hurt.

oh did i mention how much i hate superstore...my place of employment...a pox on superstore, a pox i say!!!

new plan of attack:

Firecrackers

thats all i can say for now, its gonna be kick ass. I feel like messin'shit up.

oh and i must go to japan and find out the individual who made my printer and beat him sensless.
tis time for me to jet

later taters

and remember kiddies its only illegal if ya get caught