Nonsensical Jibble Jabble

ok so yahoo is great and all. i get to meet so many diverse and funny people, but every once in a while you'll come across one of those stunned cunts who really really really  need to eat a bullet.  so i met this guy on yahoo in a punk room.....he wants to see my cam tries to impress me with telling me he's in a "emo band"...in which i reply to telling him off....quite the conversation followed:surgens general warning: this yahoo conversation is hazardous to your health..do not read if you are pregnant nursing.short,tall,black,white,blue,green, and you purple people better not even think about reading this
emo_hardcore01 (2:03:29 AM): hey
emo_hardcore01 (2:40:20 AM): hey
emo_hardcore01 (2:40:21 AM): poser
imanerd_wannahump (2:40:47 AM): oh yeah follow your little melodramatic crowd..get your emo shirts and belts and emotions all at hot topic
imanerd_wannahump (2:40:56 AM): look kid i dont even know who the fuck you areimanerd_wannahump (2:41:04 AM): call me a fucking poser
emo_hardcore01 (2:41:17 AM): i was just playing bitch
emo_hardcore01 (2:41:28 AM): and fuck the emo shit
imanerd_wannahump (2:41:36 AM): look at your name kid
emo_hardcore01 (2:41:57 AM): my dam friend put that fag shit kid
emo_hardcore01 (2:42:12 AM): he knows i dont like emo
emo_hardcore01 (2:42:50 AM): and i dont get my shit at hot topics
emo_hardcore01 (2:43:27 AM): r u there
imanerd_wannahump (2:43:33 AM): yeah im here
emo_hardcore01 (2:43:45 AM): so r we kool
imanerd_wannahump (2:44:15 AM): i dont even know you...so im really not sure how we can be "kool"
emo_hardcore01 (2:45:11 AM): rember when we had talked for like 30min and u said that u where going to let me see u on cam
 emo_hardcore01 (2:45:22 AM): but shit came up
imanerd_wannahump (2:45:29 AM): hmm no
emo_hardcore01 (2:45:35 AM): oh
imanerd_wannahump (2:46:04 AM): vaguely
emo_hardcore01 (2:46:31 AM): so can i see u on cam
imanerd_wannahump (2:46:56 AM): then appearently i talked to your brother or some shit like that
imanerd_wannahump (2:46:58 AM): no
imanerd_wannahump (2:47:00 AM): fuck off
emo_hardcore01 (2:47:11 AM): fuck u poser
 imanerd_wannahump (2:47:14 AM): ooo poser
imanerd_wannahump (2:47:45 AM): im so upset that this little bitch thinks i dont know shit about musicemo_hardcore01 (2:47:45 AM): u r a stupid ass
emo_hardcore01 (2:47:56 AM): who
imanerd_wannahump (2:48:06 AM): ]and im a stupid ass, yes im very upset...perhaps i'll write an emo song about
itimanerd_wannahump (2:48:18 AM): make a million or 2
imanerd_wannahump (2:48:19 AM): sell out
emo_hardcore01 (2:48:26 AM): fuck emo
imanerd_wannahump (2:48:31 AM): you know how it goes with those emo bands
emo_hardcore01 (2:48:52 AM): ya and u must like the emo bands pose
emo_hardcore01 (2:48:59 AM): gc bitch
imanerd_wannahump (2:49:00 AM): honestly if you hate the name so much then why dont you get another screen name....or are you just so stunned that you cant do it yourselfimanerd_wannahump (2:49:16 AM): fuck that shit
imanerd_wannahump (2:49:26 AM): i partied with jorge of the casualties
imanerd_wannahump (2:49:35 AM): i highly doubt you can say that
imanerd_wannahump (2:49:46 AM): so fuck you and your poser accusations,
emo_hardcore01 (2:49:58 AM): ok pose name some bands u like
 imanerd_wannahump (2:50:09 AM): you got the time bitch
emo_hardcore01 (2:50:13 AM): ya
emo_hardcore01 (2:50:15 AM): ass
emo_hardcore01 (2:50:49 AM): and i like hardcore
emo_hardcore01 (2:51:13 AM): and from this pic i can see u look like a poser ass raver
emo_hardcore01 (2:51:39 AM): ya shut u up
imanerd_wannahump (2:52:17 AM): dk, op ivy, specials, blitz, blanks 77, the germs the adicts, buzzcocks bikini kill, breeders, the pixies, the damned, exploited, new york dolls, circle jerks, minor threat, toasters, nofpre war on errorism)rise against, suicide machines, teenage head, the vandals, dead milkmen, dayglo abortions
imanerd_wannahump (2:52:21 AM): and i can keep goin
imanerd_wannahump (2:52:28 AM): do you want me to?
emo_hardcore01 (2:53:08 AM): ok name some more of that poser shit
imanerd_wannahump (2:53:23 AM): you havent heard any of it have you
imanerd_wannahump (2:53:37 AM): well if you seriously appreciate music i suggest you do
emo_hardcore01 (2:53:39 AM): ya i sound stupid
imanerd_wannahump (2:54:01 AM): and if you dont know any of those bands, then im seriously doubting im the poser
emo_hardcore01 (2:54:26 AM): i know all thoes gay ass bands
imanerd_wannahump (2:54:44 AM): darby would be rolling in his grave
imanerd_wannahump (2:54:52 AM): i cant believe you
imanerd_wannahump (2:55:00 AM): no appreciation whatsoever
imanerd_wannahump (2:55:40 AM): i dont think i can ever talk to your bitch ass again...enjoy next weeks trend, enjoy your faux hawk and your image
 imanerd_wannahump (2:55:46 AM): emo fuckin sucks
emo_hardcore01 (2:56:15 AM): hey pose can i see u on cam
 emo_hardcore01 (2:56:43 AM): to see how fucken stupied u look raver ass
emo_hardcore01 (2:56:46 AM): bitch
imanerd_wannahump (2:57:09 AM): do you think i care what you have to say
imanerd_wannahump (2:58:00 AM): zitty ass little bitch sitting in mommys basement with your headphones on listening to your mtv shit, crying himself to sleep at night, cause nobody wants your whiney ugly ass
emo_hardcore01 (2:58:29 AM): fuck u
emo_hardcore01 (2:58:49 AM): your the 1 who knows all about the emo shit
emo_hardcore01 (2:59:00 AM): poser as
emo_hardcore01 (2:59:02 AM): ass
imanerd_wannahump (2:59:11 AM): what shit do you like
imanerd_wannahump (2:59:17 AM): calling me a poser
emo_hardcore01 (2:59:22 AM): and look how ugly u look u big nose bitchimanerd_wannahump (2:59:40 AM): hey at least i can put a fuckin pic in my profile
emo_hardcore01 (2:59:55 AM): i can to bitch
 imanerd_wannahump (3:00:04 AM): and at least im not undecided about my gender unlike yourself
emo_hardcore01 (3:00:40 AM): ok big nose
emo_hardcore01 (3:01:02 AM): ok later poser ass rancid
imanerd_wannahump (3:01:04 AM): ok ugly fuck
imanerd_wannahump (3:01:21 AM): cant even name any bands
imanerd_wannahump (3:01:29 AM): cause you dont know fuckin shit
emo_hardcore01 (3:01:43 AM): ya i can but there to hard for your poser assimanerd_wannahump (3:01:52 AM): show me
emo_hardcore01 (3:01:59 AM): not like u hot topics bitch
 imanerd_wannahump (3:02:37 AM): have i ever wore anything from hot topics....no cant believe i have...on account of i live in canada and we dont have shit like that in our countries
emo_hardcore01 (3:02:40 AM): do u have a band
 imanerd_wannahump (3:03:04 AM): i dont need to have a band
imanerd_wannahump (3:03:17 AM): just cause your in a "band" really doesnt mean your any good
emo_hardcore01 (3:03:34 AM): ya it does
imanerd_wannahump (3:03:45 AM): hey i can bang on this pan with a stick and call myself a fucking band...and i'd still be better than you
imanerd_wannahump (3:03:49 AM): uh no
imanerd_wannahump (3:03:53 AM): have you heard bands out there
emo_hardcore01 (3:03:57 AM): have u played on the warped tour or hell festimanerd_wannahump (3:04:01 AM): such as every band you listen to
emo_hardcore01 (3:04:03 AM): no right bitch emo_hardcore01 (3:04:05 AM): poser ass
imanerd_wannahump (3:04:11 AM): im seriously doubting you have
imanerd_wannahump (3:04:15 AM): whats your band bitch
imanerd_wannahump (3:04:34 AM): oh so im not in a band...thats what makes me a poser
imanerd_wannahump (3:04:37 AM): i see
imanerd_wannahump (3:05:00 AM): i dont have to dress fuckin punk to be punk stunned cunt
emo_hardcore01 (3:05:08 AM): no just the way your poser ass looks like raver
imanerd_wannahump (3:05:22 AM): i look like raver?
emo_hardcore01 (3:05:26 AM): ya
imanerd_wannahump (3:05:34 AM): as in a raver?
imanerd_wannahump (3:05:51 AM): sorry im not up to date with all of your "cool american emo band slang"
emo_hardcore01 (3:05:52 AM): the fuckers that dance
imanerd_wannahump (3:06:14 AM): i listen to ska and dance to that, but no other dancing besides that
imanerd_wannahump (3:06:31 AM): you still have yet to name me any bads
imanerd_wannahump (3:06:32 AM): bands
emo_hardcore01 (3:06:34 AM): ska poser shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:06:37 AM): i dont think you got shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:06:46 AM): you got nothin
imanerd_wannahump (3:06:55 AM): fuckin nothin
emo_hardcore01 (3:06:59 AM): ok u want bands
 imanerd_wannahump (3:07:01 AM): prove it
imanerd_wannahump (3:07:04 AM): do it
emo_hardcore01 (3:07:11 AM): prove what my band
imanerd_wannahump (3:07:23 AM): no bands you like ignorant fuck
emo_hardcore01 (3:07:39 AM): ok poser
imanerd_wannahump (3:07:48 AM): do it up emo kid
imanerd_wannahump (3:07:56 AM): do you need a tissue first
imanerd_wannahump (3:08:02 AM): perhaps a good cry first?
imanerd_wannahump (3:08:54 AM): you got nothin
imanerd_wannahump (3:08:58 AM): poser ass fuck
imanerd_wannahump (3:09:08 AM): dont write checks your ass cant cash bitch
imanerd_wannahump (3:09:31 AM): see
imanerd_wannahump (3:09:32 AM): nothing
emo_hardcore01 (3:09:34 AM): norma jean as i lay diying every time i die poison the well boys night out senses fail thrice
 imanerd_wannahump (3:09:45 AM): thats all emo fuckin shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:09:49 AM): screamo same thing
emo_hardcore01 (3:09:50 AM): there some poser ass i can still go on
 emo_hardcore01 (3:10:04 AM): bitch it is not emo
imanerd_wannahump (3:10:14 AM): sure the fuck isnt punk
emo_hardcore01 (3:10:23 AM): u gc bitch
imanerd_wannahump (3:10:34 AM): did you see gc in my fuckin list
emo_hardcore01 (3:10:53 AM): no but looks lilke u like them
imanerd_wannahump (3:11:01 AM): if i ever met those bastards they would all be missing their nutsacks
emo_hardcore01 (3:11:07 AM): punk my ass
imanerd_wannahump (3:11:10 AM): and how is that?
imanerd_wannahump (3:11:33 AM): how does it" look" like i like them?
imanerd_wannahump (3:12:23 AM): you got nothing
emo_hardcore01 (3:12:48 AM): thay would be missing there nutsack cuz u sucked it off them cuz u like the music
 imanerd_wannahump (3:12:56 AM): ahh very clever
imanerd_wannahump (3:13:03 AM): you get a fuckin cookie for that one
imanerd_wannahump (3:13:13 AM): your mother would be oh so proud
emo_hardcore01 (3:13:33 AM): ok poser i guess i will let u go now
emo_hardcore01 (3:13:43 AM): punk poser shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:13:44 AM): dude dont even think this is over
emo_hardcore01 (3:13:51 AM): why not pose
 imanerd_wannahump (3:14:07 AM): i suggest you write some of those bands down and educate your ignorant self on some real fuckin music
imanerd_wannahump (3:14:22 AM): do you like operation ivy?
emo_hardcore01 (3:14:33 AM): fuck no
imanerd_wannahump (3:14:44 AM): do you know who they are?
imanerd_wannahump (3:14:47 AM): name whos in that band
imanerd_wannahump (3:14:52 AM): or was in that band
imanerd_wannahump (3:15:01 AM): whenever your ready
emo_hardcore01 (3:15:14 AM): bitch i dont like that shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:16:04 AM): how would you know you have never even heard it
emo_hardcore01 (3:16:23 AM): i have heard some of there shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:16:56 AM): who is the lead singer
imanerd_wannahump (3:17:16 AM): you wouldnt know cause your a fuckin stunned cunt
imanerd_wannahump (3:17:31 AM): go back to your little emo fucking shit mtv bands
emo_hardcore01 (3:18:16 AM): fuck up bitch cuz some of your poser shit comes on there to
imanerd_wannahump (3:18:53 AM): well hmm since i dont watch it and pretty much all the bands i like broke up late 80's
 imanerd_wannahump (3:19:00 AM): i highly doubt its on there
emo_hardcore01 (3:19:17 AM): that is what u think
imanerd_wannahump (3:20:13 AM): hmm well since they didnt even make music vids back then yeah that is what i fuckin think
emo_hardcore01 (3:20:20 AM): fuck this sound like dhit
emo_hardcore01 (3:20:23 AM): shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:20:57 AM): you must have shit in your ears leftover from that emo garbage you listen to
imanerd_wannahump (3:21:14 AM): honestly a person grunting out a fat log sounds better than
_hardcore01 (3:21:42 AM): u like emo u poser that is all u sa7y
 imanerd_wannahump (3:22:07 AM): you have to be one of the most ignorant stunned cunts i have met
imanerd_wannahump (3:22:21 AM): but then again you are from america so its technically not your fault
imanerd_wannahump (3:22:37 AM): its your mothers fault
emo_hardcore01 (3:22:41 AM): fuck up bitch i dont need to tel a fag as poser that some 1 is talking shit to me
imanerd_wannahump (3:22:54 AM): for not throwing you out the car window onto the overpass
imanerd_wannahump (3:23:11 AM): what?
emo_hardcore01 (3:23:43 AM): ok raver as
emo_hardcore01 (3:23:46 AM): ass
imanerd_wannahump (3:23:55 AM): ok mtv bitch
imanerd_wannahump (3:24:28 AM): honestly how old are you 16?
imanerd_wannahump (3:24:40 AM): yet to name this mystery band of yours
imanerd_wannahump (3:24:55 AM): the band that really doesnt exist
emo_hardcore01 (3:25:16 AM): bitch i am 23
emo_hardcore01 (3:25:52 AM): not 17 like u toled me last time i talked to u imanerd_wannahump (3:26:17 AM): i turned 18 a month ago
imanerd_wannahump (3:26:39 AM): thats funny though you have 6 years on me, and i listen to far better music
emo_hardcore01 (3:26:40 AM): ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
imanerd_wannahump (3:26:53 AM): oooooo fake ass internet geek
imanerd_wannahump (3:27:00 AM): you dont have a band
emo_hardcore01 (3:27:05 AM): ok poser
imanerd_wannahump (3:27:26 AM): ok no band
emo_hardcore01 (3:27:36 AM): ok raver
imanerd_wannahump (3:27:48 AM): have fun trying to pick up little emo bitches with that line
imanerd_wannahump (3:27:52 AM): ooo im in a band
 imanerd_wannahump (3:28:03 AM): and we played a show once
emo_hardcore01 (3:28:13 AM): well i picked up your ugly ass
imanerd_wannahump (3:28:14 AM): can i see your cam? oh no i cant? wellthen your a poser
imanerd_wannahump (3:29:05 AM): thats true whatever where you thinking? what will all your little friends back at mtv say about that?
imanerd_wannahump (3:29:43 AM): oh there gonna say your a fuckin loser without a band
'imanerd_wannahump (3:29:48 AM): quit hanging out here
 emo_hardcore01 (3:29:49 AM): fuck u r ugly u big nose bitch
imanerd_wannahump (3:30:13 AM): do i care what you think..mister im too ugly to put a pic up in my profile
emo_hardcore01 (3:30:47 AM): cuz i am not a loser llike u and your poser friend
imanerd_wannahump (3:30:56 AM): who is my poser friend?
imanerd_wannahump (3:31:33 AM): jorge from the casualties? yeah he's a big poseremo_hardcore01 (3:31:35 AM): some fag called bones
imanerd_wannahump (3:31:45 AM): dont know em
emo_hardcore01 (3:31:53 AM): casualties fag band
imanerd_wannahump (3:32:15 AM): ok senses fail thrice, shit bands
imanerd_wannahump (3:32:27 AM): honestly how can you put yourself through that torture
emo_hardcore01 (3:32:30 AM): just thoes 2 bands
imanerd_wannahump (3:32:52 AM): i dont remember the other shit you said
emo_hardcore01 (3:32:54 AM): that is why u named thoes 2 band cuz u like them emo_hardcore01 (3:32:55 AM): pose
 emo_hardcore01 (3:33:08 AM): and u like them i
manerd_wannahump (3:33:09 AM): uh no cause i've heard of them
imanerd_wannahump (3:33:22 AM): you go into a c.d store and whats playing imanerd_wannahump (3:33:39 AM): your fuckin music
imanerd_wannahump (3:34:41 AM): and your little gay ass band only played the ernie ball stage in tx
imanerd_wannahump (3:34:51 AM): they let kids with fuckin spoons play that shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:34:58 AM): oooo big accomplishmint
emo_hardcore01 (3:35:12 AM): bitch u dont know shit
imanerd_wannahump (3:35:27 AM): oh you told me thisimanerd_wannahump (3:35:41 AM): little thing called message archives
emo_hardcore01 (3:35:47 AM): we played hellfest like a copule days a go
imanerd_wannahump (3:36:33 AM): big fuckin deal
imanerd_wannahump (3:36:41 AM): i played your mother last night
imanerd_wannahump (3:36:51 AM): she's loose
imanerd_wannahump (3:36:57 AM): damn
emo_hardcore01 (3:36:58 AM): ya u r a fag
imanerd_wannahump (3:37:36 AM): whats it to you? you already said i was ugly, do i care if you think im a dyke
emo_hardcore01 (3:38:09 AM): ok poser ass raver i got to go cuz your mom is calling for more dick
imanerd_wannahump (3:39:27 AM): well im sure if she was gonna sleep with somebody other than my dad it would be with someone who had a bigger dick and a far better band than you...i heard you guys fuckin lick ball sweat
imanerd_wannahump (3:39:40 AM): how old are you again?
imanerd_wannahump (3:40:12 AM): oh did somebody get mad and leave?
emo_hardcore01 (3:41:01 AM): ya
emo_hardcore01 (3:41:19 AM): ya me
imanerd_wannahump (3:41:55 AM): ya you got mad and left? see you cant even do that right
emo_hardcore01 (3:42:01 AM): so u r say your dads dick is not big for u
 imanerd_wannahump (3:42:02 AM): and you call yourself emo hardcore
imanerd_wannahump (3:42:17 AM): perhaps you should read that again'
emo_hardcore01 (3:42:20 AM): it harcore poser
emo_hardcore01 (3:43:04 AM): that is what all u wanna be punx all ways cry about is music poser ass
imanerd_wannahump (3:43:15 AM): yeah in the posts of the warped tour people bashed your band good
imanerd_wannahump (3:43:30 AM): no you have me mixed up with you
imanerd_wannahump (3:43:57 AM): musicdoesnt make me cru
imanerd_wannahump (3:44:45 AM): unless of course its nonstop save it for avik and there are no bullets in my gun
imanerd_wannahump (3:45:19 AM): that would make me cry
emo_hardcore01 (3:45:52 AM): ok poser got to go now i i will talk shit to u later imanerd_wannahump (3:46:03 AM): like hell your leaving
emo_hardcore01 (3:46:51 AM): ya pose geting sleepy now
emo_hardcore01 (3:47:50 AM): so 2morrow
imanerd_wannahump (3:47:51 AM): seriously your band sucks...get a day job
emo_hardcore01 (3:47:53 AM): poser
imanerd_wannahump (3:48:01 AM): ok poser im not on here every day
emo_hardcore01 (3:49:16 AM): ok
emo_hardcore01 (3:49:30 AM): so 2morrow be on bitch
imanerd_wannahump (3:50:03 AM): i have to work
emo_hardcore01 (3:50:22 AM): ya i do to
 imanerd_wannahump (3:51:14 AM): well i really dont beleive i need to waste anymore time on you...thats a whole hour i will never get back
imanerd_wannahump (3:51:19 AM): thanks alot emo whore
emo_hardcore01 (3:51:39 AM): ok poser raver ass bitch
 emo_hardcore01 (3:51:42 AM): later

 

 

 

your still here? holy fuck

 
i realize now that that was pretty gay...but this guy just kept askin for it...and well my insults werent my very best.....what can i say even us comedic geniuses have off days.

 
well this guy i must say...he angered me.... i wish i had a pit of doom where i can toss asshats like that into...ore even a hole of horror.......

one day cianne, one day

well im off to bed gotta lot of sleepin to do

cianne

and remember kiddies if you have nothing nice to say, say it often