tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63472172011-04-21T13:14:42.968-07:00Nonsensical Jibble Jabblewell my life isnt really all that interesting, apart from me being a secret agent, and being the offspring of the coolest most happenin' ladies man- the fonzthe fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1094429212361778552004-09-05T15:32:00.000-07:002004-09-05T17:06:52.360-07:00well well well im very dissapointed with myself, not only because i havent blogged in over a month....and i cant spell dissapointed..... shows you where your tax dollars are being spent on education. well im trying to post some pics of warped and other various events worthy of taking pictures...but alas i am computer illiterate. i recently broke my toe in a drunken stupor, way to go cianne!! the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1091149224309099922004-07-29T17:56:00.000-07:002004-07-29T18:00:24.310-07:00correction: in listing some of my favorite bands i failed to mention many many very good ones that rank up at the top of my list....i forgot the Dunes!!!! my punishment shall be several lashes with drumsticks perhaps? well hay if ya dont know who the dunes are....get your head ouuta your ass and check em out  www.theduneslive.com  oooo one of those fancy bands with the websites and the migs and the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1091097274407858512004-07-29T02:48:00.000-07:002004-07-29T03:34:34.406-07:00ok so yahoo is great and all. i get to meet so many diverse and funny people, but every once in a while you'll come across one of those stunned cunts who really really really  need to eat a bullet.  so i met this guy on yahoo in a punk room.....he wants to see my cam tries to impress me with telling me he's in a "emo band"...in which i reply to telling him off....quite the conversation followed:the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1090827434848513432004-07-26T00:27:00.000-07:002004-07-26T00:37:14.846-07:00so i've neglected my blogging duties for quite some time, and well its not like anybody reads this stuff anyways.. so  yeah went to warped.. saw some kick ass bands got nice and sunburned...played in some mud, crowd surfed...and met jorge of the casualties...followed by a change of underpants. i'll post some picks of that days festivities(...minus peeing my pants..... ) sometime after i get my the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1081316993552513802004-04-06T22:42:00.000-07:002004-04-06T22:53:39.420-07:00well im graduating. thats kind of nice. i think it was a complete waste of time. i knew everything i needed to know in kindergarden. Dont eat yellow snow, how to tie my shoes, dont sit next to the smelly kids. life lessons. the only ones you really need. so all of this political and physics is all just a complete waste of time. i dont give a fuck about either one of those things. i wish i was inthe fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1077778412168939982004-02-25T22:48:00.000-08:002004-02-25T22:56:21.746-08:00short blog today im here on business.........ooo i sound important... on this date of uh february 25, 2004 at 11:44pm the word largesumofdimeanaire was officially "called" by me.. since i "called" it, under no circumstances can anybody else use this word... ah fuck it whatever its not even that great of a word.. oh yeah im really sick and uh stuff wanna touch my tumor? the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1077251575931748162004-02-19T20:28:00.000-08:002004-02-19T20:35:37.420-08:00Ska Ska Ska Jamaica Ska Ska Ska Ska Jamaica Ska Not many people can Cha Cha Cha Not everybody can do the twist but everybody can do the Ska, its the dance you cant resist Ska Ska Ska Jamaica Ska Ska Ska Ska Jamaica Ska the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1077172655166702232004-02-18T22:31:00.000-08:002004-02-18T22:40:15.343-08:00greetings my minions great job on doing my evil bidding, you will be rewarded generously....with cake and beer. so whats new in my life? well i could tell you. but then i''d have to shoot you...then who would be left to read my blog? the CIA of course. fuckin dirt bags. i cant stand school anymore... too many little sheeps.. mmm lambchops i smell a plan and it smells like lambchopsthe fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1076391770215794302004-02-09T21:35:00.000-08:002004-02-09T21:46:27.340-08:00hmmmmm whats new with me you ask? what you didnt ask me? oh well i can answer that....i can read minds. Not a whole lot is going on with me, nothing good, nothing bad, cant complain. wait.... thats the only thing im good at so i'd like to say sorry to Nick-hole, for not helping you clean up your house on sunday. i was too fucked up. and i know most of the mess was mine, but meh. what are ya the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1075877225018467032004-02-03T22:43:00.000-08:002004-02-03T22:50:44.450-08:00Obituary of a blog On Friday January 23, 2004, blog 1 went missing. Sadly blog was found in a ditch savagely edited and deleted, appearently kidnapped by people against my plans for world domination. Curses!!! Foiled again!!! this blog will be sadly missed.....by nobody..... watch for a new blog coming soon check your local listings... the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1074930890442460322004-01-23T22:14:00.000-08:002004-01-23T23:57:34.610-08:00One For Me, And One for My Homies (spills whiskey) ahh poor Durty Dee lockdown!!!! well thats what ya get for punching a security guard....common knowledge or so you would think. some security guards deserve it, with there flashlights and radio shack walkie talkies, and their "hey i told you already no smoking weed in the parkade" attitude. Some people sure have alotta nerve. thinkin the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1074841067182307052004-01-22T22:41:00.000-08:002004-01-22T23:01:37.090-08:00Ahhh poor Bennifer, they were so cute together and made for each other and starred in great movies and................ *fart* fuck "Bennifer". Their relationship was a very sad attempt to combine forces for a complete media takeover. they say, "they only want to live a simple private life, and just want to be happy together".....or so says their publicists... hmmm i wonder why they call them the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1074724893938275792004-01-21T14:29:00.000-08:002004-01-21T14:43:35.046-08:00ahh the joys of standardized testing: 1.why are standarized tests so great? choose the best possible answer: a)i dont give a fuck b)i dont give a flying fuck c)i dont give a rats ass d)fuck standardized tests fuck tests!! fuck them right in the ear!!! i wrote about 5 tests today and i got one tomorrow too and then friday. ah great, there goes my sleeping in time. oh well at least i'll never the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1074576699567256002004-01-19T21:03:00.000-08:002004-01-19T21:33:38.466-08:00So we meet again! Have you ever noticed that those little electric japanese circus cars resemble powerwheels? "POW POW POWER WHEELS" the japanese are gonna strike again: with over priced pimped out power wheels...and armys of robots damn i wish i would have thought of that..... i want a robot... one to do my evil bidding, uh did i say evil bidding, oh no i meant community volunteer work, the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1074502564974483012004-01-19T00:34:00.000-08:002004-01-19T00:58:02.373-08:00Somebody stole my stolen lawn gnome!! eww it reeks of irony *sprays airfreshener* ahh somewhat better..... my brain doesnt really seem to want to work lately. i think its because i strained it. too much thinking makes my brain hurt. oh did i mention how much i hate superstore...my place of employment...a pox on superstore, a pox i say!!! new plan of attack: Firecrackers thats all i can the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1074454968382192582004-01-18T11:33:00.000-08:002004-01-18T11:44:45.200-08:00ahh so i've seen you have joined me again... welcome back. so operation:mutant sea monkey didnt work out as i planned. Curses!!! foiled again. Appearently brine shrimp dont do so well out of water. what a waste of 4 dollars. i could have bought alot of chocolate bars with that!! oh well world domination is just gonna have to wait. i gotta go to work soon. workin for the "man". the "man" is the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347217.post-1074418424515495752004-01-18T01:33:00.000-08:002004-01-18T01:37:04.390-08:00i have a plan....and evil plan. a plan that involves sea monkeys. thats all that can be said for now, but the world is gonna me mine. after my world domination, i plan on legalizing weed, followed by a nap, perhaps some pizza. i'll work the details out later. I hope this plan works out much better than the last one. "Operation:dynamite" didnt work out like i planned, who needs a right arm the fonzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05411342622136365719noreply@blogger.com0